Brevard County, Palm Bay, FL – A homeowner called the police on Thursday, after seeing a woman in his yard.

But what made him call the police was while she was walking through his yard, she was defecating, cut the screen to the pool area, then took off her clothes, and proceeded into the swimming pool.

Cheryl Lynn Beauchamp, age 35, was questioned by police when they arrived. When asked what she was doing, Cheryl Beauchamp said, “I am homeless and the door was locked and I wanted to take a bath.”

Beauchamp, according to the report, then stated she wanted to go to jail, and she was only passing through Palm Bay on her way to Washington D.C. to yell at President Obama.

Cheryl Lynn Beauchamp was arrested and charged with Burglary Of An Occupied Dwelling, which is a second degree felony, and Criminal Mischief of $200, which is a misdemeanor.

  • Hector

    People are strange…

  • Hector

    People are strange…